Ah. Good morning, Employee 427! You've come. Go on, Stanley, press the button! It won't hurt you. I promise you, it is just a harmless button.
this is a stanley parable-themed carrd. i recommend that this carrd should be viewed with a desktop. feel free to be guided by the blocks of text like the one above that will appear throughout the carrd.
about me...
the name's cal! i also go by the name stanley. feel free to call me whichever you'd prefer.
i use all pronouns and neopronouns, however i am most comfortable with they/them pronouns.
I have to say, Stanley. This Carrd thing is a bit... well, how do I say this in a way that it won't offend anyone... umm, bland! Without our usual choices, this seems like nothing more than useless pile of text on the Internet, don't you agree? Hmm... let me see if I can whip something up.
press the button to continue.
BALLS
press any button to continue.
Aha, a choice! Finally, something that represents the nature and balance of life itself. See, if we were to follow what we'd consider to be a 'good ending,' I'd say you should press the button on the right.
Stanley! My brother in Christ, what are you doing?! I clearly said, 'press the button on the right,' did I not? Are you blind, or did you just want to see this homophobic dog? Because if it's the latter, then I have lost all my respect for you, and I plan to take this argument to Twitter. I can't believe you've done this to me and all of the fans of The Stanley Parable. I am truly disheartened on behalf of this loving community.
byf and dni...
i have my boundaries. please feel free to read my list and respect them.
| before you follow... | do not interact if... |
|---|---|
| you may use tone indicators on me! | you support ybf, the dsmp, danganronpa and poppy playtime (friends are fine.) |
| i am a minor, so please be respectful. :) | you support fran.cesmint |
| i may block you if you make me feel uncomfortable. | you fit the dni criteria |
| i talk about my hyperfixations a lot. feel free to block if that makes you mad | you are in the tropical storm discord server |
| please ask permission before venting in my dms! | you indulge in politics and/or religious topics |
| you guilt-trip people | |
| you kin ashfur from warrior cats | |
| you are stiiven, tabi, and my ex. you know who you are. |
Oh, for crying out loud. Stanley, I think this list goes on forever! Maybe we should have pressed the button on the left instead? Perhaps I've made a miscalculation? No, of course not. Why would I make such a mistake? Hah!
press the button to continue.
thanks 4 reading my carrd <33333333333
Wait, that's it? It's just a pile of text that reads thanks 4 reading my carrd <33333333333?? Well, I most certainly expected the most exquisite gratitude from whoever made, or designed this thing, to the reader for finishing up reading their stupid website! I, for certain, could have done a much better job at introducing myself and making a website, don't you think?
BALLS